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Cash and clothes Wrapped in bows I got all of those Christmas gifts and perky lips Under mistletoes Cookies and milk Snow and balls Santa's got a really big bag Everybody best be lookin' at me Cause I got Christmas swag Rainbow colored lights on the house (I got that) Heart full of happiness and cheer (I got that) Candy canes, chocolate rain Unicorns and silly games Trains and planes, champagne to the brain Every little thing I got it I'm popping bottles of eggnog (Swag!) Singing Christmas carols with my dad (Swag!) I'm the best (Brag!) Happy tail (Wag!) Bufferin' that low (Lag!) Cash and clothes Wrapped in bows I got a

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many Grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was Fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), and adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, buddy: where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?    The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.    People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.    When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". That's dumb! What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?    When people say "It's always in the last place you look